What's the Story Morning Glory?

While I was looking for domestication items to use for my new residence in an apartment in Chautoco, it suddenly lit my mind that I need a keychain for my 3 new house keys. So the nearest I can reach while walking in the back avenues of Galleria was the Morning Glory store. I asked the sales assistant where I can find it, (actually on the first seconds I was inside the store, i was really irritated then cause she did the NO-NO habit of literally following my steps, serving as my kunsenshang twilight zone version as if I'm going to pickpocket), she pointed at a small purse that can serve as both a coin or key purse, what the heck! She then told me that they don't have keychains (considering that I am on a stationery and gift store!). So I trodded to the other side of the shelves, since I'm not convinced that they don't have keychains. Then I found the keychains, which are in Pucca and some other unknown Japanese cartoons. I got one, raised it in the air and announced to the sales pro that I found a keychain....then without batting an eyelash, she suddenly blurted, "Ay oo pwede rin lalagyan ng susi yan." Superb! ang galing talaga ng intellect ng mga tao today, that's why I'm not surprised that those politicians show TV campaigns that cater to the "hindi mo na kailangan mag-isip kung sino ang iboboto mo, kailangan mo lang maaliw" fanatics of wowowee or sexbomb (hindi ko kinakaya ang kabakyaan ng mga nilalang na ito). Obviously their agents see that the general TV audience are morons and will be thrilled by the big-budgeted dance numbers of the candidates.